cheap • fast • mildly cursed • now aggressively enshitified

ShittyQR

Generates QR codes without a newsletter popup, a pricing modal, or a digital shaman. Which was obviously a design mistake, so now it has a few annoying popups too.

98.7%more cursed than necessary

0venture exits to date

1.0scans per regret

★★★★★ "unhelpfully memorable" ★★★★★ "a product nobody requested"

One-click bad decisions

Every button either works or punts you to a relevant meme.

URL or text

auto-generate

suspicion level boring

Paste something shady and we’ll judge it professionally.

what this probably is mysterious nonsense

Current classification is based on vibes, pattern matching, and tiny scraps of reason.

controls that actually matter Size Error correction Theme Print preset Foreground Background Premium nonsense

No fake feature selected. Raw, honest mediocrity.

Scan outcome simulator

Fake people, real disrespect.

QR autopsy

Postmortem for your square.

Paste something and hit the button.

Your square little disaster

Freshly weaponized square, ready for public embarrassment.

zero subscriptions

No QR yet. The machine yearns for text.